HOW OFTEN SHOULD I CHECK MY EMAIL? I GET SO MANY AND I'M NOT SURE IF MY COMPUTER WILL EXPLODE IF I OPEN MY INBOX.
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Friday, February 22, 2008
DR JOHN: HOW CAN I GET MY CELL PHONE TO WORK IN THE SHOWER?
Get a Verizon G'zOne type V phone. It's water resistant for up to thirty minutes. Combined with its built-in VZ Navigator GPS technology, you'll be able to make phone calls AND know where your jacket is -- all while slumped in the shower!
Sunday, February 17, 2008
JOHN: WHERE IS MY SUIT JACKET? WHERE IS IT? SHOW ME WHERE IT IS DOCTOR.
"It's right here. (unfolds jacket from table)
WHERE IS MY JACKET? IS THAT MY JACKET?
"It is your jacket."
YOU MUST PROVE IT TO ME. PROVE THAT IT IS MY JACKET. DOES IT SAY HUGO BOSS IN IT? WHERE IS MY SUIT JACKET?
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DEAR DOCTOR JOHN: UGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh. AAAAAAAGGGHHHHhhhhhhhhhh.
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DOCTOR JOHN, IS IT POSSIBLE THAT WHEN I DRINK I TAP INTO A NORMALLY UNTAPPABLE RESERVOIR OF RAW STRENGTH, THE KIND OF STRENGTH THAT WOULD ALLOW ME TO DO THINGS LIKE EFFORTLESSLY MOVE AROUND VERY HEAVY FURNITURE, AND MAYBE IT'S ONE OF THESE THINGS WHERE THE MORE I DRINK, THE STRONGER I GET?
